Saturday, March 25, 2006

Things a Grandma Shouldn't Say

So I was at my parents' house for a family function. As we were sitting around talking, I mentioned that at my son's last karate lesson, his teacher taught the parents some self-defense techniques. As I was explaining some of the moves, my "70 something" year old mom said, "I thought you were just supposed to kick them in the balls." I nearly fell off my chair from laughing so hard! I was so shocked to hear this come from my mother. Then in true childish innocence, my 6 year old son says to her, "Grandma, what part of my body is my balls?"

Oh what fun! Talk about an uncomfortable situation.

5 comments:

Jaime said...

That is so hilarious!!!

David said...

And I was planning to have the what-part-of-your-body-is-your-balls-talk with Buddha this weekend.

Dang it!

Johnny X said...

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Johnny X said...

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Anonymous said...

That just made me laugh so hard! Aren't kids the funniest. I hope someone asked him or I can imagine him asking his teacher at school. Oh what horror!